One thing's for certain, you will never hear these songs in the same way again! Do you have any other misheard lyrics to add to the list? Let us know in the comments! | Peter Kay

Peter Kay Announces Return to Stand-up with First Live Tour in Twelve Years One of Britain’s best loved comedians, Peter Kay, is finally returning to stand-up comedy after twelve years. “It’s good to get back to what I love doing best, stand-up comedy and if there’s ever a time people need a laugh it’s now” “And with the cost of living at an all-time high, ticket prices are starting from £35. The same price they were on my previous tour in 2010” Peter’s 2010 tour still officially ranks with the

Here are some of those classic routines and moments from all of Peter Kay's specials where he discusses his family. | Peter Kay