My Neighbor Covered My Car in Eggs and Toilet Paper Because I Blocked the View of His Halloween Decorations—He Never Expected What I Did Next The morning before Halloween, I opened my front door—and froze. My car—my only car—was dripping with egg yolk and wrapped in toilet paper like some twisted Halloween prank. “Mommy… Is the car sick?” my three-year-old asked softly. And just like that, the day began. I’m Emily—36, a nurse, and a single mom of three little chaos machines: Lily, Max, and Noah.