(Cartman is selling candy at the fat camp he is attending and is approached by a fellow camper who is crying.) Cartman: Why are you crying Chad? Chad: Cause I’m always gonna be fat, I don’t want to ...

Cartman has grown up getting his own way for years because of how bad his mother’s parenting skills are. And after being humiliated at school for not having the latest iPad, he’s just got to have it.

9. HumancentiPad- I Like To Get Wined And Dined Before... When Cartman s mother can not afford to buy him the latest, top of the range iPad, he jumps straight into spoiled brat mode, shouting for all ...