You’ve probably called someone an asshat before. But do you know what an asshat literally is? It’s this. This Speakerhat is an asshat. It is a hat with two embedded speakers and a microphone that ...

If you haven’t, do me a service and lie. What defines an Asshat? (I’m going to refer to men, but Asshatism crosses all gender lines). My #AsshatCriteria: 1. He never does what he says he’ll do. He ...

I paid a visit to Alan Ward at the Downtown Farmers’ Market on Wednesday and got to see the aftermath of a bullhorn being slammed across your collar bone. Ward pulled back his shirt just a tad, and ...

This morning I wrote an op-ed responding to stuff that Mark Cuban had said in published interviews and on Twitter. I thought his position on net neutrality and internet fast lanes were hypocritical, ...